Jack off this boat.

Jack off this boat.

In Which Tampons Become Punk Rock

So. Alexis and I are in the grocery store:

Julia: What. Is this monstrosity.

Alexis: Some kind of tampon display? Ladies love displays.

Julia: But…”Punk glam”? Why do they have to pretend like having my period is awesome? Why can’t we all agree that periods are a thing that happen all the time, and stop trying to tart it up? And it’s not actually like they have black and pink tampons…

Alexis: Um..I think they do…<points>.

Julia: WHAT THE WHAT.

Alexis: Yup.

Julia: “Designer series”??? This shit is bananas. I … I have to buy these.

Alexis: See? Bitches. Lovin’ displays.

Epilogue

Julia bought those tampons and the applicators were indeed black and pink. It was totally tech writing.

Yeah, Movember.

Yeah, Movember.

adulting:

Just print this out and refer to it whenever you are the head of a massively powerful institution that is maybe looking the other way while people get raped. 

adulting:

Just print this out and refer to it whenever you are the head of a massively powerful institution that is maybe looking the other way while people get raped. 

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I apologize in advance

Because this is totally a test.

Sorry kids.

-Julia out

Silvia Ji

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