In Which Tampons Become Punk Rock
So. Alexis and I are in the grocery store:
Julia: What. Is this monstrosity.
Alexis: Some kind of tampon display? Ladies love displays.
Julia: But…”Punk glam”? Why do they have to pretend like having my period is awesome? Why can’t we all agree that periods are a thing that happen all the time, and stop trying to tart it up? And it’s not actually like they have black and pink tampons…
Alexis: Um..I think they do…<points>.
Julia: WHAT THE WHAT.
Alexis: Yup.
Julia: “Designer series”??? This shit is bananas. I … I have to buy these.
Alexis: See? Bitches. Lovin’ displays.
Epilogue
Julia bought those tampons and the applicators were indeed black and pink. It was totally tech writing.
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